THINK QUICK , BUT NOT LIKE THESE KIDS

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria! ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow ." ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that is wrong
GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it is H to O! ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didnot have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me! ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I am a lot closer to the ground than you are. ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I "
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am "
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand. ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON : No sir, I do not have to, my Mom is a good cook. ___________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it is the same dog!__________________________________________________________

TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.


THINK QUICK , BUT NOT LIKE THESE KIDS