MADLY WISE

TO LIVE BETTER AND FEEL BETTER

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

TOO HARD TO ACHEIVE ?



There were two warring tribes in the himalayas, one that lived in the lowlands and the other high in the mountains. The mountain people invaded the lowlanders one day, and as part of their plundering of the people, they kidnapped a baby of one of the lowlander families and took the infant with them back up into the mountains.

The lowlanders had little knowledge about the mountain. They didnot know any of the trails that the mountain people used, and they didn0t know where to find the mountain people or how to track them in the steep terrain.

Even so, they sent out their best party of fighting men to climb the mountain and bring the baby home.

The men tried first one method of climbing and then another. They tried one trail and then another. After several days of effort, however, they had climbed only several hundred feet.

Feeling hopeless and helpless, the lowlander men decided that the cause was lost, and they prepared to return to their village below.

As they were packing their gear for the descent, they saw the baby's mother walking toward them. They realized that she was coming down from the mountain that they hadn't figured out how to climb.

And then they saw that she had the baby strapped to her back. How could that be?

One man greeted her and said, "We could not climb this mountain. How did you do this when we, the strongest and most able men in the village, couldn't do it?"

She shrugged her shoulders and said, "It was not your baby."


Saturday, February 24, 2007

ARE YOU A FOOL FOREVER ?


A person who asks a question might be a fool for five minutes, but a person who doesn't ask, is a fool forever

Wednesday, February 21, 2007

WANT TO LEARN ?


Sunday, February 18, 2007

IS IT PLAYING SAFE ?


Once a man asked a farmer if he had planted wheat for the season .The farmer replied," No , I was afraid of rainfall shortage."

The man asked ," Did you plant corn ?".The farmer said, "No .I was afraid of insects eating the corn."

The man asked ,"what did you plant ?". The farmer said ," Nothing . I played it safe."

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

A DREAM IS A SEED


A dream is a seed

The seed of a tree

A tree full of life

And the things you can be


Your dreams are the windows

Through which you can see

A hint of your future

And the things you will be


Each night when you sleep

You're feeding the seed

The seed of the tree

Of who you will be...

Monday, February 12, 2007

TIT FOR TAT


A baker in a little country town bought a pound of Butter from a nearby farmer. One day he suspected that the Butter was underweight , and for several days he weighed them.

He was right. They were short weight, and he had the farmer arrested.

At the trial the judge said to the farmer, "I presume you have scales?"

"No, your honour."

"Then how do you manage to weigh the butter you sell?" inquired the judge.

The farmer replied, "That is easily explained, your honour. I have balances and for a weight I use a one-pound loaf I buy from the baker."


YOU RECEIVE WHAT YOU PAY

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

PRESENCE OF MIND


A young man joined a Multi National Company as a trainee.


On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" .


The voice from the other side responded: "You fool, you have dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you are talking to ?" .


"No" replied the trainee.


"It's the Managing Director of the company, you IDIOT!" .


The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to,you IDIOT ?"


"No!" replied the Managing Director angrily.


"Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone.

Confidence & Presence of Mind is one of the most important ingradient in Life

Sunday, February 04, 2007

SEVEN SECRETS OF SUCCESS


Thursday, February 01, 2007

FOUL SMELLING ?


As a cranky grandfather lay down to take a nap, his grandson decided to have a little fun by putting Limburger cheese on Grandfather's mustache.
Soon, grandpa awoke with a snort and charged out of the bedroom saying, "This room stinks." Through the house he went, finding every room smelling the same. Desperately he made his way outside only to find that "the whole world stinks!"